Things heard around the house...
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Me: in my bathroom with the door locked after taking a bath. I hear, knock, knock. I open it to find Adam standing there with a confetti shooter 3000 that Caleb made, turned into a gun, that he's put through his belt loop.
Adam: I'm a really good police officer.
Me: Oh yeah? Is everybody behaving.
A: Well, some people aren't. Leaves and comes back a few minutes later.
A: Maybe I should put Cooper in jail.
Me: ok, go tell him
A: I don't even have a police cah! (car). Maybe I should call the real police. But I don't know their number. Or I could drag Cooper there... Leaves.
Me in the bathroom and he knocks again. Yes, I say.
A: I shot Cooper.
Me: is he ok?
A: he's still alive
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Adam: We should move to an empty house.
He and Lauren and Caleb go play outside and they all come in very excited. They grabbed a flier from our neighbor's for sale box. Their house is 2 doors down. In our cul-de-sac. They have the EXACT same house as us. Their plan is reversed. It's the "ALC" house. Adam, Lauren and Caleb house. They want the house to themselves so they can have their own room. They wanted to earn the money to buy it! When we told them that wasn't happening they said they're now earning money to have a tv in their room. Good luck with that!
